Bradquest
Brad Vickers hangs out while still alive and somewhat smart, plus an avid lover of Moscow mules.
Where should he go?
You Killed Brad
The best friend gang (jill, carlos, whatever) mourns you. they knew you were a pussy but this is just next level...
Hello?
Brad walks in and sees blood fuckin everywhere. He's starting to question his career choice! Where are his friends? He sees movement in a room...
This cant be good...
Brad sees a bunch of fucked up mutated zombies skittering about. One jumps at him! Think fast!
Watch out, brad!
Brad shoots the zombie cop in the chest. Unfortunately, that does not kill zombies. The zombie grabs Brad, he screams. Is this the end?
This can't be good
Brad gets bit, he feels the pain rush through his veins... he is becoming the Evil Brad that is feared across the city. No longer just a boogey man under the bed... but real. Is there hope?
Any babes?
Now that he is a zombie and can't hang with his alive friends (too tasty), he wanders, looking for bitches. Who's that...?
Oh my god
Brad asks the man his zodiac sign. The other guy does not look very friendly. Brad tells him he likes tall guys, it didn't really help. What should he do?!
Uh-oh...
He knocks Brad the fuck out. Seems like being a gay zombie might actually be worse than being a gay human. Brad considers that he might've acted a little creepy.
Maybe he's okay...
Brad apologizes and expresses that he is a new zombie and has no etiquette, yet. He introduces himself and the monster doesn't have shit to say but he isn't trying to kick Brad's ass anymore. Brad wonders if he should try a new angle.
For you...
Brad holds the bouquet towards the monster. This time, the monster seems to be flattered. He shows this by having evil but loving behavior. Brad is happy that he is pwning. What's next in love?
goddammit brad!
The monster will not fuck Brad until he has a little more swag. He suggests that Brad eats his friends and then he can meet him at the Motel 6. What will he do?
brad, you rascal
Brad runs back into the police station and eats his scrumptious co-worker. He knows he can't eat Jill because she is invincible, so he settles for the rest of the police department. The monster is gonna think he's such a bad bitch.
God, this shit tastes good!
